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Sometimes, the silliness is too good not to share...

December 8th, 2013 (07:37 pm)

Like, I imagine, most people, I get a fair deal of spam mail. Most of it, gmail is good enough to shove into my spam mail folder where it lies unnoticed until automatically deleted after a month or so. Although occasionally, legitimate mail gets sent there too, so I periodically browse it just to check.

Occasionally, I notice some rather bizarre junk mail. Take, for instance, the one that promises me "intergalactic 3D action". According to the contents of the email, I can expect "Noteworthy alien babes from all over the universe" and "Banging 3D scenes featuring alien creatures that know how to have fun." ^_^ Whew. I don't know how I managed so long without that in my life. Seriously...I'm fairly broadminded, but I draw the line at, or indeed some way before, alien/human sexual liaison things...*

On which note, another spam mail recently informed me that "Cialis haass the powwwer to wake up yourr penis". It's just the duplication of the letter "s" really, but man alive, I thought for a moment that I was getting junk mail from the Ice Warriors...





*Well, it depends on the alien. I doubt I'd say no to Romana. *ahem*

Comments

Posted by: curiouswombat (curiouswombat)
Posted at: December 8th, 2013 10:02 pm (UTC)
Don't want to know!

If there had been a final long ssss there I'd have thought you were being propositioned by Gollum...

Posted by: The Exile (tehexile)
Posted at: December 8th, 2013 11:37 pm (UTC)
1235

... are you sure the alien/human sexual liaison thing was spam? it sounds too coherent to be spam..

Posted by: Stacey (geekslave)
Posted at: December 9th, 2013 04:15 am (UTC)

LOL. Wow, that is some weird spam right there and totally believable. :)

Stacey

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