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This is...worrying...

April 22nd, 2015 (09:30 pm)

Sarah has just told me that kissing me - on account of how I've not shaved in a while - is "like kissing a hedgehog".

Am rather disturbed that she knows what kissing a hedgehog feels like. Is her experience of kissing hedgehogs extensive or minimal? Is she, dare I suggest it, cheating on me with a hedgehog paramour, or was it a brief fling with one many years before she even met me?

Enquiring minds, etc...

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Posted by: iRamble (redatt)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2015 08:36 pm (UTC)
J&W I say!

And, if one dare to further wonder, what part of her hedgehog paramour was she kissing? Hedgehog faces are not particularly prickly, after all 0.0

Posted by: Sabethea (sabethea)
Posted at: April 22nd, 2015 11:18 pm (UTC)

I do hope - for both your sakes - that you have fewer fleas than the average hedgehog (and that any possible hedgehog paramour did also).

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