...as this:
..?
It doesn't help that I don't know the original very well - I can't get more than a couple of lines in without lapsing into, "will it be mushrooms..?" Although it may be even worse now - thanks to an ISIHAC episode I was listening to the other day, I can't see myself getting beyond, "here's what she said to me," without going into "son, you'll be a bachelor boy." !!!
