I'm not honestly sure - it might just be the automatic message rather than anything I've recorded. If it *is* one I've recorded, I suspect it's as boring as, "hi, this is David, I can't get to the 'phone right now, leave a message after the tone."
I'd *like* to have one that's really witty and imaginative. "Hi, this is David. If this is Monday, I'm busy planning universal domination. If it's after Monday, what are you doing 'phoning me? Get back to your life of servitude, human underling!!!"
Dunno, d'you think that'd work? *g*