So, I'd been at work about an hour when I noticed that my wedding ring wasn't in its customary place (specifically, ring finger, left hand). Panicked a bit, then texted Sarah to ask if she'd seen it, observing that I often take it off before showering so the bathroom would be a good place to check. She checked, and lo! and behold, it was where I thought it was.
So my next email to her advised her to, "keep it safe. Keep it secret."*
*Yes, I know that's the wrong way round. That was deliberate. :-)