Bob Geldof - the man who, let's not forget, named his daughters "Peaches" and "Fifi Trixibelle" - thinks his new grandson's name is rubbish*, doesn't know how to pronounce it, and wishes he's been called Leonard instead.
Pot, would you like to meet this wonderful kettle..?
Also, Olympic flame lit in grease**. Well, I suppose it's reasonably flamable... ;-p
* The Sun carries the "thinks the name's rubbish" story, but I object to linking to them even more than I object to linking to the Mail... Murdoch, *spit spit*
** Why yes, I did just deliberately mishear for comic effect.