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Gratuitous silliness.
Saint Celestine: NOBODY expects the Adepta Sororitas! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and a fanatical devotion to the Emperor... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.
[The Sisters of Battle exit]
Heretic: I didn't expect the Adepta Sororitas.
[JARRING CHORD]
[The Sisters of Battle burst in]
Saint Celestine: NOBODY expects the Adepta Sororitas! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, a fanatical devotion to the Emperor, and nice swishy Immolators - oh damn!
[From Monty Python does Warhammer 40K, as yet unpublished.]
Saint Celestine: Arch Confessor Kyrinov, fetch the comfy chair...
