...having a flick through the Fundies Say the Darnedest Things archive, and I came across this wonderful little gem:
The pyramid on the back of your money is the 'mark of the beast'. the word 'mark' is a word for money(the German currency is literally called the 'mark'). The pyramid is a phallus.
(Emphasis mine.)
Erm...Mister GiantGerbil, if you think a pyramid is phallic, you, erm, might need to get some medical help... o_O
