Left to right:
Ted. I've had him since I was about two. He's increasingly threadbare, but I still love him.
Melody Pond Otter. So named because I bought her at the Oceanarium in Bournemouth at the same time as entering a competition to name their two new otters, and I decided that Rory Pond Otter and Amy Pond Otter would be good names for them, so Melody Pond Otter would be a good name for mine.
Lion. As yet unnamed. Bought him last month when we were at the 360 Theatre's production of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. Am contemplating calling him Aslan, but I think that would be a bit pretentious.
Pieter Rand the Wolf. Bought earlier this year from the gift shop at Nerja Caves in Spain. The name is, why yes, an appalling pun.
Why yes, I am a 42-year old man with a collection of cuddly toys which keep me company in bed. And?