It informs me that, "as a patient of the Practice over the age of 65," I'm "entitled to an annual influenza vaccination."
Excuse me? What? <checks birth certificate> Nope, definitely only 42. As you guys really ought to know, ta v. much.
There appears to be a similar letter addressed to Sarah. I've not known her be terribly touchy about her age, but who knows, this might be what it takes to make her go ballistic...
