David Brider (davidbrider) wrote,
David Brider
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Terrible joke (on the basis of, end the year as I mean to go on with the next one...)

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.

And the very next day, you said, "you utter, utter cheapskate! Is that the best you could do - giving me a bit of your anatomy? The least you could have done was to save up for a proper present!"

And you never spoke to me again, but that was okay because I didn't have a heart, so that caused me to die.

The end.
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