I am a fan, at least in a moderate way, of the comedian Susan Calman, who is Scottish and lives in Glasgow.
Susan is doing a bit of a tour thing in the first quarter of next year. One of the dates is at the Old Town Hall in Hemel Hempstead. I would, of course, love to go to see her, because apart from it being a conveniently local gig, the Old Town Hall is a really lovely venue.
Sadly, I can't go to see her, because I won't be in Hemel Hempstead on that particular night.
Specifically, irony of ironies, I'll be in Glasgow.