I've just learned...

...out of curiousity, that "Conway Twitty" is in fact a stage name. His real name is "Harold Jenkins".

Which means that someone back in the 1950s thought that "Conway Twitty" was a better name for a country singer than "Harold Jenkins". I mean, wouldn't just plain "Harry Jenkins" work fine? The mind boggles. But then I'm still not convinced that "Engelbert Humperdinck" is much of an improvement on "Arnold Dorsey," so what the heck I do know..?