David Brider (davidbrider) wrote,
David Brider
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This is...worrying...

Sarah has just told me that kissing me - on account of how I've not shaved in a while - is "like kissing a hedgehog".

Am rather disturbed that she knows what kissing a hedgehog feels like. Is her experience of kissing hedgehogs extensive or minimal? Is she, dare I suggest it, cheating on me with a hedgehog paramour, or was it a brief fling with one many years before she even met me?

Enquiring minds, etc...
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