Bit of Stargate SG-1 to start the day with.
McKay: Is there lemon on the chicken?
Canteen staff member: It's lemon chicken.
McKay: So it is. I am mortally allergic to citrus. One drop of lemon and I could die. I'll have whatever that is.
(Love the way the look on the canteen staff member's face shows about the same level of lack of impressed-ness with McKay as Carter has already demonstrated...)
And then, when they've sat down to eat...
McKay: Shockingly, this is even worse than it looks, but it beats a hypoglycaemic reaction.