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July 27th, 2015 (02:42 pm)

Or, "isn't it high time I closed some of my Firefox tabs..?"

Exclusive: Bob Gale's never-before-seen first notes about the Back to the Future sequels.

Marriage Equality - what have Christians lost?

I love this joke:

A talking frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He sees right away from her window nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I would like to get a £30,000 loan in order to take a holiday," he says.

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief. In keeping with bank policy pertaining to customer relations, she asks the frog his name.

The frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, adds the fact that his dad is Mick Jagger and that it is ok to give him the loan as he knows the bank manager personally.

Patty explains that he will have to secure the loan with some collateral. To which the frog replies, "sure, no problem, I have this" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she will have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into the back office. She finds the manager and says, "there's a frog at my window who says his name is Kermit Jagger, he claims to know you and says his dad is Mick Jagger...and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this thing???"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "it's a knick knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone."

10 game show contestants who failed so hard they won. (Very US-centric - doesn't have the old "name a bird with a long neck" one - but still, funny.)

Pastor's angry online rant encourages Christians to fight gay marriage ruling with guns. Just. Plain. Scary...

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Posted by: El Staplador (el_staplador)
Posted at: July 28th, 2015 10:07 am (UTC)

That joke is brilliant.

Posted by: Lil Miss Morgan Dork (badfalcon)
Posted at: August 8th, 2015 08:19 pm (UTC)
The Devil In Heart

I confess, that joke did make me laugh *nods*

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