September 19th, 2011

Coupling - Stuck in the Giggle Loop

Joke (you have been warned)

A photon checks into a hotel, takes his room keycard, and makes to go to the lift. The man at the desk calls after him, "do you have any luggage you'll need a hand with?"

"No," says the photon. "I'm travelling light."

Blame Sarah... *g*

Along the same lines:

Two hydrogen atoms. One says to the other, "I just lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" his friend asks. "Yes, I'm positive."

And indeed a whole page of the bally things. With explanations for people who don't get all of them (like, erm, me).
Me and Sarah

That's "730 days", in other words...

Two years ago today, Sarah and I got married.

It's been a wonderful two years, and I wouldn't change it for the world. Getting married to Sarah was absolutely one of the best things I ever did. There are not enough words for how much I adore her, and how much she means to me. Every day I spend with her, I think is a little miracle, and I'm eternally grateful that I get to spend my life with her.

So, for my wonderful huntingospray, happy anniversary. I adore you.
Coupling - Stuck in the Giggle Loop

Groovin' along.

Been listening to this whilst pottering along at my work. Very enjoyable. I can understand that it might not exactly thrill people who don't like good old skool late '70s/early '80s disco music, though... *g*
Coupling - Stuck in the Giggle Loop

Writer's Block: Talk like a pirate day!

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day by scribblin’ ye finest buccaneer-them’d joke in today’s Writer’s Block, arrr, Scrawl. Top jokes win me booty. [Contest Details]


Today got off to a bad start when I announced in my best voice, "Hello, passengers, and welcome to flight JG-245 from London Heathrow to Paris Charles De Gaulle." A group of passengers with wooden legs and parrots on their shoulders angrily stormed the cockpit and started saying things like "oo arrr, me hearties." One of them had a hook on the end of his arm and stuck it somewhere quite personal, intimate and frankly rather painful.

Ouch.

So it turns out it's *not* "International Talk Like a Pilot Day" after all..?