There's probably an alternative parallel universe thingy where I've never heard of Matt Smith because he went on to become a footballer instead of becoming the eleventh Doctor.
That would be a nasty universe to live in.
Although there might be an alternative parallel universe thingy where I'm a football fan instead of a Doctor Who fan.
That would possibly be an even nastier universe to live in...
*clings very tightly to this universe*
...found my copy of the Doctor Who Brilliant Book 2011. (It was under the bed. Doh!) So yay! for that!