July 20th, 2012

Transformers - Optimus Prime


So, yesterday night Sarah was complaining that her back was a bit itchy, so asked me to scratch it for her. This is a Thing that happens from time to time. No problem. After which she asked me to rub some E45 in. This also is a Thing that happens from time to time.

However - and whether this is due to Sarah being doped up on a combination of painkillers and muscle relaxants, or just a Freudian slip (given that she's a bit of a gearhead, I suspect the later - she was, after all, reasonably compos mentis at the time) - what she actually asked me to do was to rub some WD-40 in.

Oh, how we laughed. :-)
Coupling - Stuck in the Giggle Loop


...this is what happened to Sarah over the weekend.

Her neck's been in pain since, and she was worried that she might have mild whiplash, but in the event it's just that her muscles have seized up and been spasming. She is now, as I said in my last post, in bed, at home, with lots of muscle relaxants and painkillers to keep her high company.
Star Wars - shoot straight

Yub nub.

The Star Wars radio drama may not be the greatest in the world (in a, "oh look, there's an Imperial Scout Walker coming through the forest after us" kind of a way), but at least Return of the Jedi ends with the proper Ewok song and not that horrible monstrosity that was introduced for the special editions...

*ahem* I shall get off my soapbox now... :-)