It's a good one:
Beautiful song. Beautiful woman. Beautiful voice (even if the voice isn't actually Audrey's. Meh).
...this must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
To the hotel just down the road from my place of employ which is, and has been for the last three weeks or so, advertising the possibility of a Christmas meal there with a poster which says, "It's Christmas"...
NO, IT JOLLY WELL ISN'T!!!!!
Now I've got that out of my system, normal service will be resumed.
(Ironic userpic is ironic.)