Teh Connotations Duck of Slashy Fangrrl Doom
At Connotations, in the registration pack, along with the conzine and the schedule and the impossible (but my team won it somehow) quiz, we were each given one* of these:
It, erm, squeaks when you squeeze it.
*I managed to end up with four. Although one of them lost its squeak
possibly due to overuse.