Answer me, then post this in your own journal (or not) to see how many different crimes you get accused of committing.
And I do have sort of an answer - something that, if I'm going to get arrested, I'd like to be arrested for. Don't for one moment know if it's actually going to happen. It is technically a criminal offence, but I don't think for one moment that I'd do the sorts of thing necessary to actually fall foul of the law. However, it's what I'd like to be arrested for...
Not that, in an ideal world, I'd like to be arrested at all.
But anyway, if you guess, you win. *g*