01. I call myself: David
02. I am this old: 39
03. I hate it when: People treat me like sh*t
04. I love it when: I get to spend time with Sarah. Also, listening to ISIHAC, The Now Show, or anything else funny is good.
05. My favourite thing to drink is: Ribena, lemon barley water, water, tea.
06. My favourite food is: My fish soup concoction. Margherita pizza (Dominos or Pizza Hut, ideally). Grilled turkey, potatoes and peas and lashings of salad cream. Nando's chicken.
07. I am this tall: 6'0"
08. I weigh this much: Too much.
09. My favourite shoes to wear are: Just shoes - don't have much of an opinion.
10. My favourite article of clothing is: Jeans, jumper
11. When I get up in the morning the first thing I do is: Turn on the heating, faff around on the computer, ideally a bit of Bible reading, shower, breakfast, head to work.
12. The last thing I do before I go to bed is: Say "g'night" to Tim.
Shower Time
01. I take baths or showers: Showers.
02. My favorite soap to use is: Imperial Leather.
03. I use this shampoo: I use Radox shower gel.
04. I use this conditioner: Shampoo and conditioner? Take two bottles into the shower?
05. I use a comb or a brush: Brush
06. I blow dry my hair or let it air dry: I just let it dry naturally.
07. I use this kind of shaving gel/cream: Tesco's cheap stuff, normally.
08. My toothpaste is: Sainsbury's minty stripe gel thing.
09. My toothbrush is this colour: Red.
10. I like hot or cold showers: Hot.
11. What I think about in the shower: Varies. What I've got to do in the day ahead normally figures highly.
12. My favorite thing about the shower is: Just the opportunity for a bit of stillness and solitude.
13. I listen to this kind of music when in the shower: I don't actually listen to music, but I'll often sing, hum or whistle. And whatever I sing, hum or whistle ends up mutating into the theme tune from the Smurfs. Don't ask, I've no idea.
14. I lock the bathroom door when in the shower: Well, yes. Unless I'm in the house alone.
01. My mum drove me to school or I rode the bus: IIRC my sister and I got a lift from a family friend whose daughters went to the same school. Although I also have recollections of sometimes going by bus, and sometimes my mum meeting me from school (although I don't think she could've given me a lift, as I'm pretty sure she didn't pass her test until after I'd left that school).
02. I went to kindergarten and my teacher’s name was: Is kindergarten kind of like play group? If so, yes, and I've no idea.
03. My favourite teacher was: I can't remember. Mrs Armishaw is the one whose name I remember ('cos my mum always used to refer to her as "Mrs Armitrading"), but there was one in my fourth year who I really liked but whose name I forget.
04. My least favourite teacher was: I wouldn't say I had one.
05. My first field trip was to: Can't remember.
06. My favourite field trip was to: Kentwell Hall. Well, I say that now, but apparently at the time I hated it.
07. What I remember most about primary school is: Generally enjoying it. Oh, and the time I fell over and bashed my knee on a breeze block and ended up with a really nasty gash on it so I went home early and the next day all the other kids gave me lovely "get well soon" cards.
08. I attended this primary school: Chelmsford Cathedral primary school for a couple of years, and Meadgate Junior School for four years.
High School:
01. My favourite subject in high school was: Didn't really have one. Maths and English, I guess. Spanish too. History was kind of okay.
02. My favourite teacher(s) was/were: Again, didn't really have one.
03. My least favourite teacher(s) was/were: Mr Dare-Edwards. He sometimes taught us French (although his main subject, IIRC, was German), but he wasn't terribly good at keeping control of the more unruly elements, which as I tended to want to try to pay attention (despite not being very good) wasn't terribly helpful.
04. We had this many class periods: Can't remember. Probably 6 or 7 per day.
05. My favourite activity in high school: None, really.
06: I was in the band and I played: Wasn't in the band, but I played piao.
07. I did marching band and was in squad number(s): Nope.
08. I was in this school play(s): Nope, although I've still got an LP of the main school production, which was a musical written by a couple of the staff.
09. I was in this crowd at school: The out crowd, mostly. Used to hang around with a guy called Nick.
10. I had detention this many times: Not sure. I don't remember having detention, but I may have done.
11. I drove to school: Nope, got the bus.
12. I skipped class this many times: Actual class? No. Although Friday afternoon, last period was always either community service or CCF. I stayed in the toilet. Never got caught. Quite impressed with that.
13. I was always late for class: Not always, although I remember once or twice being on a really late bus.
14. Best friend in high school: Nick.
15. Name the guys/girls you dated: Didn't, as it was an all boys school
16. Name the guys/girls you wanted to date: None. There was a girl at my church youth club who I had the hots for, but that's another story.
17. I went to prom with: Didn't have a prom.
18. I went to this many football games: Well, I played in some - sports (on Wednesday and Saturday afternoon) was compulsory, and there was one famous occasion (well, famous to me) when I was in goal and our team won 17-1. Which is less impressive than it sounds, as the ball only came to our half of the pitch on the one occasion...
19. My favourite trip was: We didn't really do trips.
20. I was in the headmaster's office this many times: At least once.
21. What I miss most about high school: Not much - I didn't really enjoy it at all. There were some good folks there (Nick,

22. What I don’t miss at all about high school: Most of it, really.
23. I will/was remembered for: I've no idea.
24. I graduated in: Well, I finished in 1986. Which isn't the same as graduation.
25. I was _ out of _ in my class: Erm, meep? What?
26. My GPA was: No idea, this must be an American thing.
27. I went to this high school: Brentwood school. The posh one, also attended by (not at the same time as me) Noel Edmonds, Griff Rhys Jones, Jack Straw (IIRC), and some bloke who wrote a mildly successful radio series about a guy called Arthur Dent whose planet gets demolished.
Miscellaneous:
01. I still write letters and mail them out: These days I tend to use email, but back in the day I had a fair few penfriends and used to snail mail them quite a bit.
02. I spend this much time online a day: Too much.
04. My favorite place to travel to is: Bishop's Stortford, 'cos it's where Sarah is. Quite fond of Wales too.
05. My favorite phrase is: "Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?"
06. My favorite quote is: "You know, you're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain."
07. I really want to go here someday: Egypt, Scotland, the Lake District.
08. I live in a(n) house, trailer, apartment, townhouse, condo: House.
09. I’ve always wanted to own one of these: Well, "always" would be stretching it, but I wouldn't say no to an iPhone.
10. My most treasured item is: Don't really have a most treasured item, although I'm too materialistic by far.
11. My goals in life are: Learn to program a computer - possibly with a view to a career change. Although I'm also thinking of being an evangelist.
12. My favorite sport to watch is: Welsh rugby, but that's only 'cos of Sarah.
13. The friend I couldn’t live without: Sarah.
14. I collect this/these: Books, CDs, videos, DVDs.
15. This is on my walls: Odds and ends - a Doctor Who poster, a Ross Noble poster from a gig we went to (signed), an enlargement of a pic I once took of Charlotte Coleman (which unfortunately weighs too much for the blu-tac and keeps falling off the wall...)
16. The thing that drives me completely crazy is: Homophobia. Bigotry in general.