David Brider (davidbrider) wrote,
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If God texted the 10 Commandments

Yes, I know, I normally won't even contemplate txtspk in my LJ. However, in this case, I'll make a rare exception, 'cos I really laughed when I read this:

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.


M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?


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