David Brider (davidbrider) wrote,
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For sale: One LibDem leader - unused but in danger of becoming Tory-soiled...

Sadly - but 100% unsurprisingly - this listing has now disappeared from eBay, but it mad me giggle rather:

You are bidding for the affections of this man, a Spanish speaking manufacturer and creator of kings. Yes, if you need a king swiftly fabricated, then this is your man! May be interested in part exchange for electoral reform and break-up of financial institutions, WHY - cash either way.

No “buy-it-now” price but make him an offer and he’ll do you a deal!

May be of use to those with an interest in running the country.

Cash on collection.

Those with less than 220 seats, contact me first before bidding. Advertised due to nation of timewasters. Please do not bid if you cannot make up your mind.

Politics, eh?

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