'Cos as is well known, I'm a wee bit of a Doctor Who fan.
I'm also a wee bit of a David Tennant fan. Also known as Ten, because he played the Tenth Doctor. Also known as Ten-Inch, because...well, ask Billie Piper.
ALso, I'm British. We do understatement terribly well, don't you know? So for "a wee bit," read, "a heck of a lot".
And there's an ad for Walkers crisps going round at the moment featuring Gary Lineker - or at least stunt dancing double Gary Lineker(s) - dancing energetically to a certain song originally by popular beat combo The Weathergirls, but with the lyrics slightly altered to reflect the possibility of winning £10:00 if you successfully predict when it will rain. (We live in Britain. "Always.")
Can you see where this is going? Here's the ad, if you can't:
Can you imagine the sort of mental image this sets up in my mind..?
It's a pleasant one, suffice it to say. :o) All I need now is for some kind soul to render it as an animated .gif...
