David Brider (davidbrider) wrote,
David Brider

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You just can't make these things up, you know...

So, in Holloway, an 18-year old was arrested when found with nine wraps of cocaine inserted between his buttock cheeks.

The headline in the Islington Gazette? "Holloway teen jailed after police discover crack in his bum."

If I were still working in Islington, I'd buy that and frame it. Just for the lulz.
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