Which item in your wardrobe would shock the fashion police? Do you wear it in public?
I think I can fairly safely say that I don't really have anything that would really alert the fashion police. I tend to dress fairly soberly - jeans, t-shirts, a variety of checked shirts. I guess the worst offence is that I've recently taken to wearing corduroy trousers (brown), and I used to have at least one cardigan. But I don't think I've got it any more.
Unless
huntingospray can think of anything truly offensive in my wardrobe? 