David Brider (davidbrider) wrote,
David Brider

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Joke (you have been warned)

A photon checks into a hotel, takes his room keycard, and makes to go to the lift. The man at the desk calls after him, "do you have any luggage you'll need a hand with?"

"No," says the photon. "I'm travelling light."

Blame Sarah... *g*

Along the same lines:

Two hydrogen atoms. One says to the other, "I just lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" his friend asks. "Yes, I'm positive."

And indeed a whole page of the bally things. With explanations for people who don't get all of them (like, erm, me).

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