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Joke (you have been warned)
A photon checks into a hotel, takes his room keycard, and makes to go to the lift. The man at the desk calls after him, "do you have any luggage you'll need a hand with?"
"No," says the photon. "I'm travelling light."
Blame Sarah... *g*
Along the same lines:
Two hydrogen atoms. One says to the other, "I just lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" his friend asks. "Yes, I'm positive."
And indeed a whole page of the bally things. With explanations for people who don't get all of them (like, erm, me).
Thu, 18:36: @ hannahwitton hi, I realise it’s a few years old now, but I just found this video that a complete jerk calling hims……
Fri, 22:08: @ RevRichardColes congratulations to you and the rest of your team on a well deserved University Challenge win.
Wed, 17:31: 3 of 5 stars to Doctor Who by Terrance Dicks https://t.co/ONkH3T0ic5